Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Chapter 19

I wish i had Mary's address so i could send her a letter to let her know that she married a loser. Does he seriously stop and talk to himself about everything he is doing? He thinks about stupid things. Who cares about the origins of the word husband. Does he have nothing else going on inside his brain? And he shouldn't be calling it house-husband. No one says house house wife anymore. The new, politically incorrect, way of saying it is stay at home mom. Or in this case, stay at home dad. Ha! But either way, the dude is still completely lame.

This idea of the family bed is terrible. He said it is the only way to go? Sure maybe people do it in third world countries, but this in the USA! And do they plan on doing that forever? So whenever Hans is 12, and smoking pot, is he still going to be sleeping in the same bed as his parents? We already know that he is going to have problems in life...so i guess the psychological problems will just keep adding up. He is going to get beat up for sure if he goes to public school. Thanks a lot Eric and Mary...thanks for nothing.

I forgot, have i mentioned yet about how much of a fraud Eric is? Oh, i did? Ok. Well here's another thing. He found out that the purr of the car puts the baby to sleep. So what does he do? He drives around even longer to keep him asleep. Correct me if i am wrong, but i would say that is a major violation of his experiment. I sure hope he is not getting government money for it, because whatever results he comes up with are going to be totally void.

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